house rules


Welcome. In the words of the Tribe ‘wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug and if you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug.’ I hope you will have a good time here and that we can dance together.

This is my little patch of the internet, maintained and run by me. I will try make it as interesting and worthwhile for you as possible. Let me know what you like and do not like. Tell me what you agree with and don’t.

I encourage vigorous, respectful debate. You can be witty, even a bit sharp and pointed, but let’s play nice. The following will not be tolerated:

  • Abusive and rude correspondence.
  • Spamming. Ask me to promote your thing and I will be happy to. Direct marketing to my readers will merit fire from above.
  • Anything else that I deem to be unacceptable behaviour. Being controversial or provocative are not punishable offences per se, if you can be entertaining and/or enlightening at the same time. If you can’t, then you might just get booted.

If I am upset by something you write, I will usually let you know, but I reserve the right to boot anyone at any time. The great freedom of speech clause in the Constitution allows you to pay for and maintain your own site (just like I do). It doesn’t entitle you to draw on the walls of everyone else’s house with whatever crayons you stole from Crazy School.

Wow, that escalated quickly. But seriously, this is a place for fun and entertainment and adult conversation. This means that we can talk about adult issues – and even use naughty words – but this is a place for grown-ups to think, debate and be respectful of each other. Let’s play nice.